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Welcome to Silly Bitch Therapy!
Many of you may know me from my previous blog, Fallen85. We have started a new site and due to high demand, we will be answering all questions you ask us!
We are here to answer all of your burning questions about love, life and everything in between! Please feel free to submit your questions in the Contact page and we will answer them just as fast as you can say "supercalafradulisticexpialadocious"... in Latin! ...or maybe faster.
In between answering some of your deepest darkest questions, we will be blogging about some of the more interesting portions of my life along with some random advice mixed in. Everything from sex, work, school or movies and anything else my brilliant mind can come up with! If you are interested in anything specific, please feel free to send us a comment.
Hope to hear from you soon!
PLEASE NOTE: All questions will be anonymous. Please feel free to include a nickname you would prefer to be called instead of your real name.
You ever heard of the HCG diet? They call it the "Weight Loss Cure" and you can apparently lose between 0.5lbs and 1lbs per day. Sounds insane, right? Well apparently it works and apparently I am going to try it!
I've been seeing this guy for a couple weeks now. We are basically just sleeping together but we go out and do things together as well sometimes. I've told myself not to fall for him because when I first got with him he had a girlfriend. They are broken up now though. I guess he's a dog.
I'm pretty sure I am the only one he is seeing right now. Not that it matters. Though I've been spending almost every night with him.
How do I know if he has feelings for me more than what it is right now? How can you ever really tell if a guy is just into you for sex, or if he's liking you more than that and just moving slow?
Filed in: Therapy Shmerapy
Tagged with: therapy smerapy, FWB, fb, friends with benefits, boyfriends, Therapy, dating, Relationships, girlfriend, advice, Sex
First dates are the berst (best/worst. I couldn't decide.) To make your first date the Best instead of the Worst you should follow my first date do's and don'ts. Abide by these rules and you'll be looking at a second date, don't abide by these rules and you'll be looking at walking home with soda down your dress and a horrific story to tell the girls at drinks on Friday.
FBs and FWBs are very special relationships. Relationships that have a strong foundation of midnight booty calls, raunchy sex positions and not completely remembering the other person's name. They are like extra long one-night-stands that result in less chances of STIs and more chances of getting it on.
Filed in: Advice Blog
Tagged with: Advice Blog, FWB, fb, lust, dating, tips, Relationships, love, men, women, advice, Sex
Break-ups suck. Like... REALLY hard. In my article "Never Fail Break-up Tips. How to Get Over Him in Record Time" Tip #4 is: "Choose a Break-Up Song. Choose one song that reflects all of the crappy things that the guy did... It should NOT be a love song but an anti-love song. It shouldn't make you cry it should make you feel angry and strong and independent."
But it recently occurred to me that some women may not know how to choose their perfect break-up song. You need a song that perfectly describes your relationship and all of it's faults. It should remind you why you two broke up and will help you stay strong during your break-up so you don't even consider getting back with him! I've compiled some of my favorite break up songs and what kind of relationships they work for.
Two Weeks Before Christmas 2010:
Aaaah... the Christmas season is upon us! Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, jack frost nipping at your nose... yuletide carols being sung by homeless people on the road and girls dressed up like slutty reindeer... everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe will help the single dude get laid... etc. etc. (that's how the song goes, right?)
I've been secretly dating my best male friend for the last 8 months. The only reason we are dating in secret is because he knows my ex boyfriend and is still very good friends with him. The three of us have all known each other for 10 years. We originally went into this thinking it would just be casual sex but soon realized we both had feelings for each other and have since we first met! (Yes, even when my the boyfriend was in the picture... guilty.)
<span style="font-size: small;"><em>He is convinced that we will never be a couple because of my ex-boyfriend but he is still always telling me how much he loves me, wants to take care of me in the future etc. etc. and now I'm getting really attached to him. He told me he "loved me SO much, even though he knows he shouldn't." I am head over heels in love with him too but have never said it back. I feel like it will somehow be meaningless . I guess I just like a sense of security before I pour my heart out to someone. My worst fear is letting him know that I love him and then him leaving me for a girl that he can openly be with. Should I just say "I love you" even if we still won't be a couple? I don't want him to feel rejected because I didn't say it back but I'm afraid of getting hurt in this unstable relationship. Any advice would be appreciated.
Even Silly Bitches know that STIs are no fun. The only way to truly protect yourself from catching an STI is through absitence, but... where is the fun in that?! So the next best protection against STIs is with knowledge... well... knowledge and condoms. Maybe not in that order. So, Silly Bitch asks... "What do you know about STIs?!"
Check out this quiz and post your score in the comments sextion... er... section.
Filed in: What Do You Know?!
Tagged with: what do you know?!, risks, STIs, STDs, Facts, HPV, birth control, hiv, Relationships, condoms, Sex
When you go on as many first dates as I have you will eventually go on a bad date. It's actually more likely that you will end up on many, many bad dates. During these bad dates it is absolutely torturous. At this point, I would rather pull off my own fingernails with a tweezer then experience them again. I thought I would share with you all one of my very worst first dates: